A Day at the Doctors

Another fun day out at the doctors....the highlight of the day was when I parked in a taxi rank whilst Marreee went over to the Krispy Kream shop for a box of assorteds for Adam.........it is rumoured that this earl 20yo mechanic is looking for a show down with Newcastles Krispy Kream Legend......Rossco the Red....now that would be a duel to see..Adam can easily slam dunk a 1/2 doz assorted Kreamies in a sitting....thats is a pretty good sugar rush......


In this photo Therese gives Maree her opinion of the health books on the table.....

Here is my Bio Mechanic...Therese and myself are so close that we have the same doctor....He is a pretty smooth guy.He was impressing us very much by telling us how he puts his pusshy pants on turns out the lights...and jumps on his ecxercise bike and watches the Tour de France on DVD....he is the kind of guy that would think he is in the lead all the time......With this illness of mine we have gone into a thing called "drug trialing"........maybe thats how Michelle Lesley started...I gave him a cartoon of him treating me....he was impressed...he liked the attention.

He always wants to hold her hand....and whats with the big white teeth?........."All the better to smirk you with".............he should see Chris's teeth skills (see below article)

....he is always showing of using big words and abreviations and stuff...check this out....Does that look 100% medical to you????

I call this photograph "View 69 of Septum"

Lissa shows her hands of steel....they are permanetly in this position due to the many years as a massage therapist...the wall behind here will get one of my paintings....a commission to repay her for all the pain she gives me..............is that catholic thinking?????

The dinner was great......Chris was a wonderful chef. He brought over a live rabbit and proudly showed me how he puts them "to sleep" before he prepares them.He does this using his front teethe to pinch the nerves in the base of its skull...Not only does this quickly dispatch the creature but ather is a wonderful side effect.....the animal stiffens and extends, which makes it easy to prepare for the meal.

I must say that I have never had baked rabbit still in is pelt before...the lemon zest was an interesting garnish and helped with the smell of the burnt fur......and exhaust fan would have minimised that.

In the photo Chris asked me if I would help him demonstrate the proceedure....we were laughing all night because of the beard rash he gave me. LUCKY I had some medium strength QUARTERZONE :-) cream in the fridge from the last time we had a home waxing party and kieran did her kelpie......what a fun crew.

Mating rituals of the Clampets,,,,they take turns in this kiss/tongue display for several minutes and then whilst Chris does slow turns thumping his chest,,,,the female trumpets and displays. I wasn't aware that it's usual for them to "scent" the perimeters of the room at the end of their ritual........for this reason future dinners will be in the form of outside BBQ's.........

Therese has the ability to acccurately plot a persons emotional future by analising the call register of their mobile phones...Here she gives Jussy a before dinner reading...Justine said that Therese was 100% accurate in her summary.

Jussy and Chris in front of Jussy's new CIA SPOOK TRUCK...very flash